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The First Ladies… Celebrity Endorsement
By Jay Busbee | June 12, 2007
“Hey, everybody. David Justice* here to talk to you about my good friend Jay Busbee, and to encourage you to vote for him in the Ladies… Hot Blogger competition. Now, his opponent, Zach from The Big Picture, has been conducting an ugly smear campaign that’s at least half lies. That’s sad. That’s just sad. I can tell you, I’ve spent at least one full meal hanging with Jay, and not once did he ask me about Halle. Zach? He’d've posted a ‘Would You Do…?’ poll via Blackberry before the appetizers even arrived.
“So, America, your choice is clear. A vote for SGS is a vote for freedom. See you at the polls.”
*-Celebrity posting may be impersonated.
Topics: Ego Tripping |
June 12th, 2007 at 11:16 am
How could you argue with David Justice?
June 12th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Jay,
How did you not ask about Halle Berry? Probably the only woman who would score a perfect 100% on the Would You Do poll.
By the way, this election has become one of youth and potential versus experience and guile. Reminds me of the great McKinley-Bryan election of 1896.
June 12th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
By the way, the preponderance of black shirts made me temporarily think that Justice had his hand on your thigh.
If you were going to dress alike, you should have had the hat, too.
June 12th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
Wait…that wasn’t Justice’s hand? Dammit! I feel so cheap and used…
I forgot to mention that we were dressed alike…I noticed that when I was digging for the picture. Damn, it’s like we’re twins!
Oh, and Jordi–that green-sleeved arm on the right belongs to Justice’s wife…so, yeah, bringing up exes wasn’t really an option.
June 13th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
Jay,
I peeped your adversary and his opus.
Has it come to this ?
That guy could not write his way out of a 90% post-consumer-waste-recycled, green-friendly, zero-carbon-footprint San Franciscan paper bag.
Whoever encourages him to keep writing is also to blame for his crimes against written expression.
Jumpin’ Jehovah’s Hat !
And you, sir… where did you get the bathysphere required to sink to his level ?
If nothing more, Strunk and White would lay a beatin’ on you for use of a straw man.
Bizarrely enough, that straw man seems to be getting a lot of votes.
Somebody oughta sell tickets.