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If We Played In The NFL, We Would Murder Everyone We Ever Knew The Moment We Got Drafted
By Jay Busbee | May 10, 2007
We’re sure they’re out there somewhere, but has there ever been a story where a professional athlete’s life was somehow improved by the actions of their associates? The latest in the unending line of low-rent “friends” dragging down our beloved NFL stars:
-Steve McNair finds himself embroiled in a drunk-driving case, and he wasn’t even driving the car. Think he’s having a few words with his relations right about now?
-Not only had Mike Vick heard about the alleged canine abuse going on at his Virginia estate, he was all about the dogfighting, according to one “friend.” Best quote of that article? Falcons owner Arthur Blank saying Atlanta would keep Vick on a “short leash.”
Seriously. If we get picked up in the NFL’s free agency period, we’re killing all y’all’s asses.
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