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You Get Stuck Behind Four Women On A Fairway, It Can Take Forever
By Jay Busbee | March 20, 2007
From Chicago — which is, um, south of Canada – comes the story of a golfer who might just hang around the tee box longer than Sergio Garcia. Seems golf course workers at the Countryside Golf Club in Mundelein have discovered a human skull and bones in the fairway of the 14th hole:
…the identity and gender of the person had not been determined, but the skull had some distinguishing marks: a partial set of dentures, two of the teeth are gold, some of the teeth have a star pattern on them, and one of the front teeth has a golden “R” on it…
…which means we can probably rule out the fact that this is a Big Bertha-swinging Australopithecus. (We love the fact that there are people out there wearing both dentures and macked-out grills. There ain’t nothing sadder than an old gangsta at the club.)
Leaving a body where the cops can easily find it and forgetting to remove the easily identifiable teeth? Looks like someone missed the infamous Ralphie’s-head-in-the-bowling-bag episode of The Sopranos. Somebody else’s head is going to roll for this one.
Topics: Disturbing, Golf, Crime |
