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Ron Mexico, Flying First Class As Always
By Jay Busbee | January 18, 2007
Mike Vick may be able to confuse NFL defenses — for two quarters, anyway — but he’s not exactly Bourne Identity material. Seems our pal Mike was walking through Miami International Airport when he was intercepted — imagine that — by airport security, who found that the water bottle he was carrying had a hidden compartment that contained “a small amount of dark particulate and a pungent aroma closely associated with marijuana.” Ooops.
As always, we have questions:
–Carrying a bottle with a secret compartment in an airport? In this day and age? Mike, we know you were very busy back in September 2001, what with trying to learn the NFL game and all, but some things went down back then that you probably ought to be aware of. Google 9/11; there might still be some info on it somewhere out there.
–A “small amount”? Dude, you’re the most highly-paid player in the NFL! No need to smoke the seeds and stems! Let it go and pick up another batch in the ATL!
–Running while holding the ball out from your body has always gotten you in trouble. Same principle here, same result. Tuck, man, tuck!
–You’ve GOT to get yourself a better posse. Look at Puffy, Barry Bonds or Dick Cheney — those dudes have people going to JAIL for them! Least you could get is some cat to fall on this grenade for you!
For shame, Mike. We expected better of you.
(Thanks to bro Andy for the tipoff.)
Topics: Falcons, Football, General Dumbassery |
January 18th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
Ahhhh she isn’t going to do a Brittany imitation is she?
Remember Mike, no scrambling, stay in the pocket with this pass